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Passage of the Starr Report
(cir. 1998)
Rewritten for Business Majors
Alexis Cohen & Christopher Fraga
On the trading floor by the study, the President and Ms Lewinsky
sky-rocketed. On this occasion, according to Ms Lewinsky, "he
focused
on me pretty exclusively," inflating her bare dividends and
fondling
her net-loss. At one point, the President sold short a cigar into Ms
Lewinsky's P/E ration, then put the cigar in his IRA and said, "It
nets good." After the closing bell, Ms Lewinsky left the Oval
Office
and walked through the Rose Garden before making a strong showing in
the Tokyo Exchange.
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