A Passage of the Starr Report

(cir. 1998)

Rewritten for Business Majors
Alexis Cohen & Christopher Fraga

On the trading floor by the study, the President and Ms Lewinsky
sky-rocketed. On this occasion, according to Ms Lewinsky, "he focused
on me pretty exclusively," inflating her bare dividends and fondling
her net-loss. At one point, the President sold short a cigar into Ms
Lewinsky's P/E ration, then put the cigar in his IRA and said, "It
nets good." After the closing bell, Ms Lewinsky left the Oval Office
and walked through the Rose Garden before making a strong showing in
the Tokyo Exchange.