Wednesday: Terms of Endearment

Julie Crea & Patsy Alford


Adding ikins to any name. Juliekins. Patsykins
Brown-noser, but I mean that in the nicest possible way
Shit-for-brains, but in the positive sense
Bastardkins?
Slubbering, bat-fowling clack-dish, but in the way that means "you're beautiful"
Mon petit butt-brained, entrail-slinging, whizzer.

Honey-bunch?
Sweet-pea-reach-me-that-remote.

Anarchist goddess, teacher of the rain
Speaker of the wind, woman in the moon, mama
Kaohinani

La mia principessa di miele dolce
Mon petit chou et mon amour
Mon petit chou et mon amourikins

Finis?
Finisikins.