"madam x" by mother dwarf

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My Life (extract)        Robert Simon & Aryan Kaganof

i stopped smoking a while ago
and then i put on around 5 kilos
which i
don't like how it feels.
today
at this place where i teach
this guy
who works there
grabbed my belly
in a lobster way and said something and i
said let go
and he did slowly.
then he did it again
and i said don't touch
me or i'll break your fingers
and he's got a whole dream of doing things
with me
and he grabs me again
and i took 2 fingers and snapped them
back
slow enough
so he fell down
and then i rubbed my palm
across
his face and then maybe
i broke his fingers maybe not.
there were
other people there
and they were upset and i left.
then tonite i met a big
woman, big ass, big tits,
who's fun and and fairly smart
and she's coming by this weekend.
but who cares?
i'm thinking i'm better off in
the country by a lake and just writing all the time.

hey man
fuck that lobster
you did good by breaking his fucken stupid slimy fingers
but maybe you should go back to the smokes huh?