"madam x" by mother dwarf

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Boeties         Stan Engelbrecht & Aryan Kaganof

that was fucken hilarious. what a card you are.
my mother loves her new book. she says thanks.
funny thing is watching her read it. every few minutes
you'll see her shaking her head very slowly but very deliberately.
no doubt when she encounters a fit of foul language or unbridled abuse.
oh, how we love the festive season.
i've celebrated this year by learning that my girlfriend is a liar.
worse than that is that i guess i knew
but i lied to myself.
i fought with my very good friend A.
told him to go fuck himself and sent him off on a plane
to god knows where.
i spat in the face of the only girl i think i truly love.
literally. hey, how's that for me burnin' them bridges?
did you buy that stupid car? i hope not.
thanks for the how silly can you get cards
and fuck christmas forever.

hi boet
i'm very sorry to read about all this emotional turmoil
like my dad said:
“trust nobody, especially if they have a cunt”
people always ask me why i'm so hard on women
i tell them: “bitches made me hard”
so i bought the audi but now my sump gasket leaks