YOU HAVE TO BE LIKED FOR THE WRONG REASONS

TO BE POPULAR

Elisa Gabbert & Kathleen Rooney

 

 

Friend/enemy indeterminacy

is like my social group's motif.

Secrets secrets are so fun!

 

I could tell you but then

you'd tell everyone & every-

one hates you. Whoops!

 

Foundationally speaking,

I'm the boss of you. Guess

who told me (not) to tell

 

who told me not to tell:

instability is your first

worst nightmare, & we're

 

not your life coaches,

but we're nominating you

to drive the Lonely Float.