Monkey Summer Night

Daniel S. Irwin & Ronald D. Irwin 


One night, in the heat of summer, a monkey was walking down the street looking for a canned ham. He looked in the bookstore, shoe store, and the ditch behind the Piggly Wiggly. In the Piggly Wiggly, itself, the monkey found a canned ham. He bought the canned ham and took it home. There they, the monkey and the canned ham, ate eggplants a la Darwin. They were making a lot of noise and the landlady came in. She cried, "Don't Bogart that joint!" And the monkey thought she was crazy. The canned ham got so disgusted that it jumped out of the window. Morale of the story: realize your Ontario, anyway.