Beauregard Scratched His Weevil

Daniel S. Irwin & Ronald D. Irwin


Beauregard scratched his weevil as he began to speak, "A time is what I'll have, when my brain comes home. I think I'll paint the walls...'paint 'em gold. I'll make it full of metal flake with fifteen coats of lacquer. I'll rub 'em and make 'em shiny...wax and Armoral. I'll hang hubcaps on the walls and shine 'em 'till they glisten. I'll even hang them in the halls. That done, I'll be done with all. A time is what I'll have...when my brain comes home.

     "Then, again, maybe, I'll quit doin' this crazy shit."